You can put the strings in an array, then create an array index based on the fact that each of your variables is empty:
strings = [ "<p class='birthinfo'>#{name} was born on #{birthdate.strftime("%A, %B %e, %Y")} in #{location}. #{sex} passed away on #{death.strftime("%B %e, %Y")} at the age of #{calculate_age(birthdate, death)}. #{sex} was a member of #{link_to user.login, profile_path(user.permalink)} family for #{distance_of_time_in_words(joined,death)}.</p>", "<p class='birthinfo'>#{name} was born on #{birthdate.strftime("%A, %B %e, %Y")} in #{location} and is #{time_ago_in_words(birthdate)} old. #{sex} has been a member of #{link_to user.login, profile_path(user.permalink)} family for #{time_ago_in_words(joined)}.</p>", "<p class='birthinfo'>#{name} was born on #{birthdate.strftime("%A, %B %e, %Y")} in #{location}. #{sex} passed away on #{death.strftime("%B %e, %Y")} at the age of #{calculate_age(birthdate, death)}. #{sex} was a member of #{link_to user.login, profile_path(user.permalink)} family.</p>", "<p class='birthinfo'>#{name} was born on #{birthdate.strftime("%A, %B %e, %Y")} in #{location} and is #{time_ago_in_words(birthdate)} old. #{sex} is a member of #{link_to user.login, profile_path(user.permalink)} family.</p>", "<p class='birthinfo'>#{name} was born on #{birthdate.strftime("%A, %B %e, %Y")}. #{sex} passed away on #{death.strftime("%B %e, %Y")} at the age of #{calculate_age(birthdate, death)}. #{sex} was a member of #{link_to user.login, profile_path(user.permalink)} family for #{distance_of_time_in_words(joined,death)}.</p>", "<p class='birthinfo'>#{name} was born on #{birthdate.strftime("%A, %B %e, %Y")} and is #{time_ago_in_words(birthdate)} old. #{sex} has been a member of #{link_to user.login, profile_path(user.permalink)} family for #{time_ago_in_words(joined)}.</p>", "<p class='birthinfo'>#{name} was born on #{birthdate.strftime("%A, %B %e, %Y")}. #{sex} passed away on #{death.strftime("%B %e, %Y")} at the age of #{calculate_age(birthdate, death)}. #{sex} was a member of #{link_to user.login, profile_path(user.permalink)} family.</p>", "<p class='birthinfo'>#{name} was born on #{birthdate.strftime("%A, %B %e, %Y")} and is #{time_ago_in_words(birthdate)} old. #{sex} is a member of #{link_to user.login, profile_path(user.permalink)} family.</p>", "<p class='birthinfo'>#{name} was born in #{location}. #{sex} passed away on #{death.strftime("%B %e, %Y")}. #{sex} was a member of #{link_to user.login, profile_path(user.permalink)} family for #{distance_of_time_in_words(joined,death)}.</p>", "<p class='birthinfo'>#{name} was born in #{location}. #{sex} has been a member of #{link_to user.login, profile_path(user.permalink)} family for #{time_ago_in_words(joined)}.</p>", "<p class='birthinfo'>#{name} was born in #{location}. #{sex} passed away on #{death.strftime("%B %e, %Y")}. #{sex} was a member of #{link_to user.login, profile_path(user.permalink)} family.</p>", "<p class='birthinfo'>#{name} was born in #{location}. #{sex} is a member of #{link_to user.login, profile_path(user.permalink)} family.</p>", "<p class='birthinfo'>#{name} was a member of #{link_to user.login, profile_path(user.permalink)} family for #{distance_of_time_in_words(joined,death)}. #{sex} passed away on #{death.strftime("%B %e, %Y")}.</p>", "<p class='birthinfo'>#{name} has been a member of #{link_to user.login, profile_path(user.permalink)} family for #{time_ago_in_words(joined)}.</p>", "",