I'm not sure about the joke, but there is a neat npm package that can convert TAP results to xUnit XMLformat, and then you can publish this to TFS.
Check out tap-hunit .
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npm test | tap-xunit > results.xml
tap-xunit XML. XML, xUnit, TFS. TFS 2015, vNext, . " ".